New and slightly different of left wing news coverage . . . Thx Paul C

Of course, you heard about Trump inviting the Pope for lunch on his mega yacht? 

The Pope accepted and, during lunch, a puff of wind blew the Pontiff's hat off, right into the water. 

It floated off about 50 feet, then the wind died down and it just floated in place. 

The crew and the security team were scrambling to launch a boat to go get it, when Trump waved them off, saying "Never mind, boys, l'll get it." 

The Donald climbed over the side of the yacht, walked on the water to the hat, picked it up, walked back on the water, climbed onto the yacht, and handed the Pope his hat. 

The crew was speechless. The security team and the Pope's entourage were speechless. 

No one knew what to say, not even the Pope. 

But that afternoon, NBC, CBS, ABC, MSNBC, CNN all knew how to cover the story. Their banner headlines read, 

"TRUMP CAN'T SWIM!"

Only in our State . . . Thx Nelson B!

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THURSDAY, JANUARY 26TH

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Sad News - Brain Transplant . . . Thx Dr. Ralph H !

Hospital Visit

Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber.  "I'm afraid I'm the

bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried faces.
"The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant.
It's an experimental procedure, very risky, but it is the only hope.
Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the
BRAIN.
The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a time,
someone asked, "How much will a brain cost?"
The doctor quickly responded, "$5,000 for a Democrat's brain; $200 for a
Republican's brain."
The moment turned awkward.  Some of the Democrats actually had to try not
to smile, avoiding eye contact with the Republicans  A man unable to
control his curiosity, finally blurted out the question everyone wanted to
ask, "Why is the Democrat's brain so much more than a Republican's brain?"
The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire
group, "It's just standard pricing procedure.  We have to price the
Republicans' brains a lot lower because they're used."
SEND THIS TO A Republican WHO NEEDS A LAUGH, AND TO ANY Democrat WHOM YOU
THINK CAN HANDLE A JOKE!
"Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the
Government take care of him better take a closer look at the American
Indian."
……Henry Ford

IN GOD WE TRUST

 

Prejudging by SamKat aka Sam Kegley

Sam Kegley

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Prejudging by SamKat aka Sam Kegley 1 message

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Prejudging? I want to be part of the right slanted movement in ruling our democratic republic.  I believe the ‘movement’ is by the ‘salt of the earth’ persons who believe in God and the freedoms of citizens of any country. I will not  prejudge, but I will tell you what I feel in my heart. The left is sponsored world-wide by George Soros and his accomplices of evil.  Any left-leaning persons or organizations do not have the well-being of the ordinary citizens of any country as their goal.  Platitudes abound. I believed Donald Trump would win when he declared as a candidate for President of the United States of America.  I believed it more after he won the Republication nomination over some fine candidates.  I believe he entered the campaign trail with a great deal of courage and discovered the movement already in place.  It was then that his courage was enhanced.  It came by the numbers of those ‘salt of the earth’ types accumulating great crowds wherever he spoke.  The Dona;ld fell in love with the people of these crowds and they buoyed up his desires to make America great again.  Hillary mocked this thought saying America is already great.  She realized more popular votes, but the electoral thoughts of our founders resulted in a mandate by the country versus a few very populist locales. Donald Trump is a pragmatist and God was at work in his life when he wisely selected Mike Pence as his running mate.  Mike, a confessed Christian and the other Trump supporters have come to earnestly and repeatedly express their respect for Mr. Trump. Soros broke the bank in England and he wants desperately to break wall street and any vestige of Christianity in this world.  His money is influencing the left-leaning media of the world and any group he can lobby or buy to ultimately bring the riches of the world into the hands of the super- rich rulers around the world. Even in this second day of Donald Trump’s administration, there are demonstrators world-wide against the Trump Administration.  Women marching in places all over the world.  I believe George’s money is involved in the demonstrations. I there any hate involved in saying “I would burn down the white house . . . “ I believe so. Women should look around at systems other than America’s. What is so desirable about Sharia Law?. Is it preferable to the American constitution?  I don’t think so.  Do Islamic rules permit much in the womens’ favor.   Most wisdom I have witnessed comes from the right or conservative side of world politics. When it is wrapped in the goodness of Christianity it is “a shining city on a hill” as one former American president implied. Yes, I believe all of this and you may think I am wrong, but I say those of the non-prejudicial left should give this administration a chance, at least for this first year. Sam Kat aka Sam Kegley With quick and valuable editing by my Honorable Christian Friend, Bob Graham.

Quote of the day by Dianne Feinstein . . . Thx Paul C!

Quote of the day by Dianne Feinstein . . .

Dianne Feinstein: "All vets are mentally ill in some way and
government should prevent them from owning firearms."

Yep, -  she really said it on Thursday in a meeting in front of the
Senate Judiciary Committee. . . . And the quote below from the LA
Times is priceless. Sometimes even the L.A. Times gets it right.

Kurt Nimmo: "Senator Feinstein insults all U.S. Veterans as she flails
about in a vain attempt to save her anti-firearms bill."

Quote of the Day from the Los Angeles Times:
“Frankly, I don't know what it is about California, but we seem to
have a strange urge to elect really obnoxious women to high office.
I'm not bragging, you understand, but no other state, including Maine,
even comes close. When it comes to sending left-wing dingbats to
Washington, we're Number One. There's no getting around the fact that
the last time anyone saw the likes of Barbara Boxer, Dianne Feinstein,
Maxine Waters, and Nancy Pelosi, they were stirring a cauldron when
the curtain went up on 'Macbeth '. The four of them are like jackasses
who happen to possess the gift of blab. You don't know if you should
condemn them for their stupidity or simply marvel at their ability to
form words."
Columnist Burt Prelutsky, Los Angeles Times

Be sure to forward this to all of the "mentally ill" vets you know.
Especially the ones with guns.

Rich Guys Both Sides . . . Thx Paul C! Left basically funded by Soros!

Subject: It's just ketchup...
To: 

Grumpy Receptionist . . . Thx Judi C!

Grumpy Receptionist
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Yesterday I had an appointment to see the urologist for a prostate exam. Of course I was a bit on edge because all my friends have either gone under the knife or had those pellets implanted.
The waiting room was filled with patients.
As I approached the receptionist’s desk, I noticed that she was a large unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo wrestler.
I gave her my name, and in a very loud voice, she said,

“YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE. YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?
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All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look at me, a now very embarrassed man. But as usual, I recovered quickly, and in an equally loud voice replied,

> > “NO, I’VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE
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> > OPERATION, BUT I DON’T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR
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> > THAT DID YOURS.”


The room erupted in applause!

DON’T MESS WITH OLD RETIRED GUYS

 

 

 

 

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