How to call the police when you are old... recycled by one who renews herself daily... Mimi

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Subject: HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD







HOW TO CALL THE POLICE



WHEN YOU'RE OLD



AND DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE.







George Phillips , an elderly man, from Meridian,

Mississippi,was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he'd left

the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom

window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw

that there were people in the shed stealing things.

He phoned the police, who asked"Is someone in

your house?"

He said "No," but some people are breaking into

my garden shed and stealing from me.

Then the police dispatcher said "All patrols are

busy. You should lock your doors and an officer will be along when one

is available.."

George said, "Okay."

He hung up the phone and counted to 30. Then he

phoned the police again..



"Hello,I just called you a few seconds ago

because there were people stealing things from my shed.. Well, you don't

have to worry about them now because I just shot and killed them both,

the dogs are eating them right now." and he hung up.



Within five minutes, six Police Cars, a SWAT

Team,a Helicopter, two Fire Trucks, a Paramedic, and an Ambulance showed

up at the Phillips' residence, and caught the burglars red-handed.

One of the Policemen said to George , "I thought

you said that you'd shot them!"

George said, "I thought you said there was

nobody available!"





(True Story) I LOVE IT!



Don't mess with old people.