Things I learneds in Kentucky... Thanks Sonny!

Things I Learned in Kentucky


A possum is a flat animal that sleeps in the middle of the road.









There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 of them live in Kentucky .








There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 of them live in Kentucky ,

plus a couple no one's seen before.








If it grows, it'll stick ya. If it crawls, it'll bite cha.








Onced and Twiced are words.








It is not a shopping cart, it is a buggy!








Jawl-P? means Did y'all go to the bathroom?








People actually grow and eat okra.








Fixinto is one word. It means I'm preparing to do that.








There is no such thing as lunch. There is only dinner after which

there is supper.








Iced tea is appropriate for all meals and you start drinking it when you're two. We do like a little tea with our sugar.








Backwards and forwards means I know everything about you.








The word jeet is actually a phrase meaning Did you eat?








You don't have to wear a watch, because it doesn't matter what time it is, you work until you're done or it's too dark to see.








You don't PUSH buttons, you MASH em.




Ya'll is singular, all ya'll is plural.








You measure distance in minutes.








You switch from heat to A/C in the same day.








All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable, grain, insect, or animal.








You know what a DAWG is.








You carry jumper cables in your car - for your OWN car.








You only own five spices: salt, pepper, Tonys, Tabasco and ketchup.








The local papers cover national and international news on one page, but require 6 pages for local high school sports and motor sports, and gossip.








You think that the first day of deer season is a national holiday.








You find 100 degrees Fahrenheit a bit warm.








You know what a hissy fit is.








Going to Wal-Mart is a favorite pastime known as goin Wal-Martin' or off to Wally World.








You describe the first cool snap (below 70 degrees) as good chicken stew weather.








Fried catfish is the other white meat.








We don't need no dang Driver's Ed. If our mama says we can drive, we can drive, dag-nabbit.








You understand these jokes and forward them to your Kentucky friends and those who just wish they were from Kentucky .








GOD BLESS THE COMMONWEALTH.