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From: johnlooney@windstream.net
Sent: Sunday, February 19, 2012 12:11 PM
To: skegley@columbus.rr.com
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> Subject: FW: Bob Hope In Heaven
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> OLDIE BUT GOODIE!!
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> BOB HOPE IN HEAVEN
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> For those of you too young to remember Bob Hope, ask your Grandparents
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> And thanks for the memories.
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> WHAT A WONDERFUL E-MAIL.
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> I HOPE THIS WILL PUT A SMILE ON YOUR FACE AND IN YOUR HEART.
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> Tribute to a man who DID make a difference.
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> ON TURNING 70
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> 'You still chase women, but only downhill.'
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> ON TURNING 80
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> 'That's the time of your life when even your birthday suit needs
pressing.'
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> ON TURNING 90
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> 'You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the
cake.'
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> ON TURNING 100
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> 'I don't feel old. In fact , I don't feel anything until noon. Then
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> time for my nap.'
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> ON GIVING UP HIS EARLY CAREER, BOXING
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> 'I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on
them.'
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> ON NEVER WINNING AN OSCAR
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> 'Welcome to the Academy Awards or, as it's called at my home,
'Passover'.
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> ON GOLF
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> 'Golf is my profession. Show business is just to pay the green
fees.'
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> ON PRESIDENTS
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> 'I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.'
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> ON WHY HE CHOSE SHOWBIZ FOR HIS CAREER
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> 'When I was born, the doctor said to my mother,Congratulations, you
have an
> eight pound ham.
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> ON RECEIVING THE CONGRESSIONAL GOLD MEDAL
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> 'I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to
fight
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> ON HIS FAMILY'S EARLY POVERTY
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> 'Four of us slept in the one bed. When it got cold, mother threw on
another
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> ON HIS SIX BROTHERS
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> 'That's how I learned to dance. Waiting for the bathroom.'
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> ON HIS EARLY FAILURES
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> 'I would not have had anything to eat if it wasn't for the stuff
the
> audience threw at me.'
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> ON GOING TO HEAVEN
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> 'I've done benefits for ALL religions. I'd hate to blow the hereafter
on a
> technicality.'
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> Give me a sense of humor Lord, the grace to see a joke and pass it on
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