Subject: FW: Fwd: MAXINE -- SHE'S JUST TOO
GOOD A PERSON NOT TO PASS ON! SMILE FOR THE DAY
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Friendship ~ None of that Sissy Shit
Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that
always sound good, but never actually come close to reality?
Well, here is
a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.
You will see no
cute little smiley faces on this ~Just the stone cold truth of our great
friendship.
· When you are sad
~ I
will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you
sad.
· When you are
blue ~ I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
· When you smile ~
I will know you are thinking of something that I would
probably want to be involved in.
· When you are
scared~ I
will rag on you about it every chance I get until you're NOT.
· When you are
worried ~ I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it
could be until you quit whining.
· When you are
confused ~ I
will try to use only little words.
· When you are
sick ~ Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't
want whatever you have.
· When you fall ~
I will laugh at your clumsy ass, but I'll help you
up.
This is my oath
. . . . I
pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask ~ because you are my
friend.
Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but
only you can feel the true warmth.
Send this to 10 of
your closest friends (including the one who sent it to you).
Then get depressed because you can only think of
4.
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