The Deaf
Italian Bookkeeper
A Mafia
Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated
him out of $10,000,000. His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he
got the job in the first place. It was assumed that Guido would hear
nothing so he would never have to testify in court. When the Godfather
goes to confront Guido about his missing $10 million, he takes along
his lawyer who knows sign language. The Godfather tells the lawyer,
"Ask him where's the money? The lawyer, using sign language, asks
Guido where's the money?. Guido signs back, "I don't know what you are
talking about." The lawyer tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't
know what you're talking about." The Godfather pulls out a pistol,
puts it to Guido's temple and says, "Ask him again!" The lawyer signs to Guido, "He'll kill you if you don't tell him.."
Guido signs back, "OK.!!!! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase,
buried behind the shed at my cousin Bruno's house." The Godfather asks
the lawyer, "What did he say?" The lawyer replies, " He says you don't
have the balls to pull the trigger."
Don't you just love lawyers ...
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