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> Date: Sun, 10 Mar 2013 14:52:17 -0400
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> Subject: AND GOD CREATED CHILDREN...
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> Thought you'd like to start your week off with a chuckle. This should do it.
> Enjoy.
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> GOD CREATED CHILDREN
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> (AND IN THE PROCESS GRANDCHILDREN)
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> cid:
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> To those of us who have children in our lives,
> whether they are our own,
> grandchildren,
> nieces,
> nephews,
> or students...
> here is something to make you chuckle.
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> Whenever your children are out of control,
> you can take comfort from the thought that
> even God's omnipotence did not extend
> to His own children.
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> After creating heaven and earth,
> God created Adam and Eve.
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> And the first thing he said was
> 'DON'T! '
> cid:
> 2be7c8b3062@windowsvy7rhcf
> 'Don't what ?'
> Adam replied.
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> 'Don't eat the forbidden fruit.'
> God said.
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> 'Forbidden fruit?
> We have forbidden fruit?
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> Hey Eve..we have forbidden fruit! '
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> cid:
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> ' No Way! '
> 'Yes way! '
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> 'Do NOT eat the fruit! '
> said God.
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> cid:
> 'Why? '
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> 'Because I am your Father and I said so ! '
> God replied,
> wondering why He hadn't stopped
> creation after making the elephants.
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> A few minutes later,
> God saw His children having an apple break
> and He was ticked !
> 'Didn't I tell you not to eat the fruit? '
> God asked.
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> cid:
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> 'Uh huh,'
> Adam replied.
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> 'Then why did you? '
> said the Father.
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> 'I don't know,'
> said Eve.
> 'She started it! '
> Adam said.
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> 'Did not ! '
> 'Did too! '
> 'DID NOT! '
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> Having had it with the two of them,
> God's punishment was that Adam and Eve
> should have children of their own.
> Thus the pattern was set and it has never changed.
> cid:
> If you have persistently and lovingly tried to give children wisdom and they
> haven't taken it,
> don't be hard on yourself.
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> If God had trouble raising children,
> what makes you think it would be
> a piece of cake for you ?
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> THINGS TO THINK ABOUT !
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> 1. You spend the first two years of their life
> teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend
> the next sixteen telling them to sit down and shut up.
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> 2. Grandchildren are God's reward
> for not killing your own children.
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> 3. Mothers of teens now know why
> some animals eat their young.
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> 4. Children seldom misquote you.
> In fact, they usually repeat word for word
> what you shouldn't have said.
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> 5. The main purpose of holding children's parties
> is to remind yourself that there are children
> more awful than your own.
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> 6. We childproofed our homes,
> but they are still getting in.
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> cid:
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> ADVICE FOR THE DAY:
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> Be nice to your kids.
> They will choose your nursing home one day!
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> AND FINALLY:
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> IF YOU HAVE A LOT OF TENSION
> AND YOU GET A HEADACHE,
> DO WHAT IT SAYS
> ON THE ASPIRIN BOTTLE:
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> 'TAKE TWO ASPIRIN'
> AND 'KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN'!!!!!
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> Quick,
> send this on to ten people within the next five minutes.
> Nothing will happen if you don't,
> but if you do,
> Ten people will be laughing!!!
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