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Wives don't forget old boy friends ... Thanks Lou F.!

Wives don't forget old boyfriends! HAR HAR

This made me laugh. Hope it gives you a giggle or a grin. Take care and keep smilin', there are too many sourpusses in this country now (LOL). Leatha . Cute . . . Wives don't forget old boyfriends! Husband took the wife to a disco on the weekend. There was a guy on the dance floor living it large – break dancing, moon walking, back flips, the works. The wife turned to husband and said: "See that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down." Husband says: "Looks like he's still celebrating!!!

Dhimmitude and obamacare- What he wants for America

What does this word mean? Sorry...previous email had a bad file attachment. it had a ._xls which should have been .xls without the underscore. Here’s the corrected email. I got this today...I have the entire health care bill here. I did a search on the 2010, 2009 and 2008 versions of the bill. I could not find the word “dhimmitude” anywhere in any of the documents. I searched page 120 on all the documents and it is not there. I did a search on the internet and it is there but is does not pertain to the health care bill. I have attached a file of those religions that do NOT accept SSA or Healthcare benefits from the taxpayers and after an extensive search...there is no Muslim or Islamic faith mentioned in the exemption file. Don’t get me wrong...I am not pleased with the current Administration but I CAN NOT condone this reckless behavior of sending out UNTRUE emails. It only gives the opposition ammunition to fire back at us and makes us look foolish. We already have an Administration, Congress, and Senate that do very well of looking foolish on their own. NOW THIS*** IS SCARY BUT TOTALLY UNTRUE IN REGARDS TO THE HEALTHCARE BILL!!! Subject: What does this word mean? The word “Dhimmitude" is found in the new health care bill; So what does it mean? Thought this was interesting and worth passing on. Dhimmitude -- What does it mean? Obama used it in the health care bill. Now isn't this interesting? It is used in the health care law. Dhimmitude -- I had never heard the word until now. Type it into Google and start reading. Pretty interesting. It's on page 107 of the Healthcare bill. I looked this up on Google and yep, it exists.. It is A REAL word. Dhimmitude is the Muslim system of controlling non-Muslim populations Conquered through jihad. Specifically, it is the TAXING of non-Muslims In exchange for tolerating their presence AND as a coercive means of Converting conquered remnants to Islam. ObamaCare allows the establishment of Dhimmitude and Sharia Muslim Diktat in the United States . Muslims are specifically exempted from The government mandate to purchase insurance, and also from the Penalty tax for being uninsured. Islam considers insurance to be "gambling", "risk-taking", and "usury" and is thus banned. Muslims are Specifically granted exemption based on this. How convenient. So I, as a Christian, will have crippling IRS liens Placed against all of my assets, including real estate, cattle, and Even accounts receivables, and will face hard prison time because I Refuse to buy insurance or pay the penalty tax. Meanwhile, Louis Farrakhan will have no such penalty and will have 100% of his health Needs paid for by the de facto government insurance. Non-Muslims will be paying a tax to subsidize Muslims. This is Dhimmitude. I recommend sending this on to your contacts. American citizens need to know about it -- Snopes.Com: Health Insurance Exemptions Apr 13, 2010 ... Dhimmitude is the Muslim system of controlling Non-Muslim populations ... The ObamaCare bill is the establishment of Dhimmitude and Sharia ... www.snopes.com/politics/medical/exemptions.asp The Republic can survive a Barack Obama. It is less likely to survive A multitude of fools such as those who made him their President.

1870-1920 America Photos ... Thanks Ramey H.!

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Open for photos 1870-1920 America

Newsmax- Jesus, Will He ever return?

Home	August 5, 2012
Jesus — Will He Ever Return?   In these deeply troubled times, the question rises to the fore: Is Jesus Christ about to come back? Is the Second Coming real or myth? Newsmax magazine explores the issue with leading religious figures — uncovering the surprising controversies and new revelations surrounding the Second Coming of Christ. And we also ask: What does this mean for America? This issue of Newsmax magazine also includes an exclusive interview with media pundit, Glenn Beck, who expounds on Judgment Day, Armageddon, the 12th Imam, and Barack Obama's "frightening" policies. This edition of Newsmax magazine is not to be missed — go here nowto get this FREE special report and a special bonus gift! Newsmax's compelling "Jesus Question" report explores: What the Bible predicts about the Second Coming The surprising number of Americans who expect Christ's return Why many believe the Second Coming is imminent The world's most likely flashpoint for Armageddon Mike Huckabee's exclusive Newsmax interview about Christ's return Why end-times beliefs can profoundly influence people How secular progressives are "fear-mongering" about Christians Where different denominations stand on the Second Coming The two central end-time issues confronting Christianity The ominous parallels between today's times and Christ's message Why date-setting Christ's return is "horribly irresponsible" The "Tribulation" that will precede the Second Coming What "Left Behind" co-author Tim LaHaye tells Newsmax about world socialism The Mayan calendar and the catastrophic year 2012 Apocalypse later — earlier predictions about the world's end What Columbus, Newton and Nostradamus predicted about Christ's return Prognosticator William Miller and "The Great Disappointment" Why the restoration of Israel worries some believers What Muslims believe about Jesus Russia, the Arabs, Iran and the Book of Ezekiel An atheist's viewpoint on the Second Coming Former Nixon aide Chuck Colson's views on Christian values And more Go here now to get this FREE special report and a special bonus gift! Special Bonus Gift: Dynamo Emergency World Band Radio And a Four-Month Trial of Newsmax Magazine As earthquakes, power outages, tornados, flash floods, hurricanes, wildfires, nuclear fallout and the ever-present threat of terrorism descend upon us at any given moment, you need an emergency radio that WORKS in a REAL emergency. Staying informed could be a matter of life and death. The Dynamo Emergency World Band Radio lets you stay informed throughout any type of emergency and includes a super bright LED emergency flashlight and a hand crank generator in case the batteries fail. It also picks up the full AM/FM spectrum and 8 worldwide shortwave bands and comes with Ni-Cad batteriesand a convenient shoulder strap. through all emergencies with this rechargeable eight-band AM/FM Radio. America's Homeland Security recommends every household should own at least one emergency radio.* The Dynamo Emergency World Band Radio is the device you can depend on — a $30 Value FREE! PLUS, you'll also receive four issues of Newsmax magazine — a $20 value — yours absolutely FREE! In addition to our in-depth cover stories and hard-hitting investigative reports, we feature a constant stream of notable guest commentators from financial analysts to media moguls, political insiders, and more. Past issues have included incisive commentary from such experts as George Will, Kathleen Parker, Michael Reagan, Ben Stein andDavid Limbaugh — just to name a few. And with exclusive onsite interviews with presidential future hopefuls including Mitt Romney, Newt Gingrich, Michele Bachmann, Sarah Palin, Jeb Bush, and even Donald Trump, it's no wonder Newsmax has been cited as being "a must-do stop for Republican candidates seeking the GOP nomination." And that's just in the last several months. So you can imagine the whirlwind of activity the next 18 months of 2012 election coverage will bring. Former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin says Newsmax is one of her primary news sources, describing it as "very helpful, very valuable." Mike Reagan, the elder son of the late President Ronald Reagan and chairman and president of The Reagan Legacy Foundation, says: "I guarantee that you'll love Newsmax magazine." Ben Stein says Newsmax reveals the "unafraid, uncomplicated, bare-knuckles truth about today's dangerous world." Folio magazine has twice named Newsmax the recipient of its prestigious Eddie Award for editorial excellence. And, even the mainstream media can't ignore Newsmax magazine — which is continuously cited on Meet the Press, CNN, Fox News, MSNBC, and many other outlets. Find out why more than half a million people read Newsmax magazine each month. Better: Be one! Get our "Jesus Question" issue and an Emergency Radio with our FREE offer — Go Here Now. * This offer is from Newsmax Media. This particular radio model is not approved or endorsed by the Department of Homeland Security or the federal government.
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Love the Irish ... Thanks Nita E.!

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You'll really crack up at these...... C.V.

The Irish

Love The Irish Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up to heaven he said, 'Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give up me Irish Whiskey!' Miraculously, a parking place appeared. Paddy looked up again and said, 'Never mind, I found one.' ababab Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and asks the first man he meets, 'Do you want to go to heaven?' The man said, 'I do, Father.' The priest said, 'Then stand over there against the wall.' Then the priest asked the second man, 'Do you want to go to heaven?' 'Certainly, Father,' the man replied. 'Then stand over there against the wall,' said the priest. Then Father Murphy walked up to O'Toole and asked, 'Do you want to go to heaven?' O'Toole said, 'No, I don't Father.' The priest said, 'I don't believe this. You mean to tell me that when you die you don't want to go to heaven?' O'Toole said, 'Oh, when I die , yes. I thought you were getting a group together to go right now.' ababab Paddy was in New York . He was patiently waiting and watching the traffic cop on a busy street crossing. The cop stopped the flow of traffic and shouted, 'Okay, pedestrians.' Then he'd allow the traffic to pass. He'd done this several times, and Paddy still stood on the sidewalk. After the cop had shouted, 'Pedestrians!' for the tenth time, Paddy went over to him and said, 'Is it not about time ye let the Catholics across?' ababab Gallagher opened the morning newspaper and was dumbfounded to read in the obituary column that he had died. He quickly phoned his best friend, Finney. 'Did you see the paper?' asked Gallagher. 'They say I died!!' 'Yes, I saw it!' replied Finney. 'Where are ye callin' from?' ababab An Irish priest is driving down to New York and gets stopped for speeding in Connecticut . The state trooper smells alcohol on the priest's breath and then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car. He says, 'Sir, have you been drinking?' 'Just water,' says the priest. The trooper says, 'Then why do I smell wine?' The priest looks at the bottle and says, 'Good Lord! He's done it again!' ababab Walking into the bar, Mike said to Charlie the bartender, 'Pour me a stiff one - just had another fight with the little woman.' 'Oh yeah?' said Charlie, 'And how did this one end?' 'When it was over,' Mike replied, 'She came to me on her hands and knees.' 'Really,' said Charles, 'Now that's a switch! What did she say?' She said, 'Come out from under the bed, you little chicken.' ababab Patton staggered home very late after another evening with his drinking buddy, Paddy. He took off his shoes to avoid waking his wife, Kathleen. He tiptoed as quietly as he could toward the stairs leading to their upstairs bedroom, but misjudged the bottom step. As he caught himself by grabbing the banister, his body swung around and he landed heavily on his rump. A whiskey bottle in each back pocket broke and made the landing especially painful. Managing not to yell, Patton sprung up, pulled down his pants, and looked in the hall mirror to see that his butt cheeks were cut and bleeding. He managed to quietly find a full box of Band-Aids and began putting a Band-Aid as best he could on each place he saw blood. He then hid the now almost empty Band-Aid box and shuffled and stumbled his way to bed. In the morning, Patton woke up with searing pain in both his head and butt and Kathleen staring at him from across the room. She said, 'You were drunk again last night weren't you?' Patton said, 'Why you say such a mean thing?' 'Well,' Kathleen said, 'it could be the open front door, it could be the broken glass at the bottom of the stairs, it could be the drops of blood trailing through the house, it could be your bloodshot eyes, but mostly ....... it's all those Band-Aids stuck on the hall mirror. Life is too short for negative drama & petty things. So laugh insanely, love truly and forgive quickly! From one unstable person to another... I hope everyone is happy in your head - we're all doing pretty good in mine!

Good'en, good friend Clay V.!

SNOTTY RECEPTIONIST

Yesterday I had an appointment to see the urologist for a prostate exam. Of course I was a bit on edge because all my friends have either gone under the knife or had those pellets implanted ......

The waiting room was filled with patients.

As I approached the receptionist's desk, I noticed that the receptionist was a large unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo wrestler. I gave her my name.
In a very loud voice, the receptionist said, "YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE; YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?"

All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look at me, a now very embarrassed man. But as usual, I recovered quickly, and in an equally loud voice replied,
'NO, I'VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION, BUT I DON'T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS."

The room erupted in applause!

DON'T MESS WITH OLD RETIRED GUYS